I haven't watched most of the college
basketball season. Chances are that if you're reading this post, you
probably haven't, either. But, you're reading it because you know me
and you're going to fill out a NCAA bracket, so why not read what one
more person has to say? While the experts will give you their choices
and analyze these current teams, I'll give you my expert opinion,
which is likely just as good as theirs with how these tournaments
turn out every year. So, here it is, my “Average Person's Guide to
Giving You The Best Chance To Win Your NCAA Tournament Pool But You
Probably Won't Anyway.”
Hi ladies, I'm a bracketologist!
1. Pick teams with a history.
You know the teams that have won the
championship before, and over the past decade, it's been a lot of
familiar names multiple times: Duke, Connecticut (but, this year,
oops!), Florida, Michigan State, North Carolina. As long as these
teams are having good years, they should be locks to guarantee you at
least early round points (not so much North Carolina, but definitely
Duke. There's no way Duke loses in the first round again, is there?!)
2. Pick the coaches
I have no idea why, but there are just
some coaches who know how to coach in the NCAA Tournament regardless
of how good their team is. Some of them are the same people who coach
the teams above: Kryzyzewski (Duke), Izzo (Michigan State), Donovan
(Florida), and all of the previous teams are alluring picks in this
tournament. There are even the new coaches like Shaka Smart (VCU) and
Brad Stevens (Butler) who know how to make the wins happen.
3. Don't fall for the “trap”
teams (whoever they are).
Every year, the tournament has them.
They are teams that have either been seeded better than they should
be or they made a run at their conference tournament and that was the
only thing that you watched this season, so now you're salivating
over them. Biggest traps this year: Gonzaga (#1 seed with a history
of disappointment), Miami (I'm selling on their season/ACC
Championship win), Michigan (#4 seed doesn't even show how much they
seem to have fallen apart). Remember, I don't really know anything,
and you may have your own trap teams in mind, but they're out there.
4. There are going to be upsets,
silly.
This is a guarantee. Some weirdo team
will end up in the Sweet 16. Your guess is as good as mine, and I
didn't feel good about any of the weirdo teams to actually pick this
one, so I'm guaranteed one wrong in the sweet 16. Oregon and
California are appealing, but they're not weird enough. Belmont and
South Dakota State sound nice, but really? I'm going to ride Belmont
to the Sweet 16? Why can't Akron be playing any other team but VCU? I
love my MAC teams to the Sweet 16!
5. Do not put too much money
into your pool.
The NCAA Tournament is the most fun
that you can have in sports, and the worst fun that you can have if
you actually wish to gamble.
So, based off these five rules I just
made up now, I'm putting $5 into a pool and picking the Duke Blue
Devils to win it all (a team I've strangely never picked before)!
Final Four: Duke, Ohio State, Florida,
Indiana
Biggest Upsets: (12) California, (12)
Oregon
Middles to watch for: (5) VCU, (6)
Butler, (6) Arizona, (9) Villanova, (9) Wichita State
I'm really looking forward to seeing
how wrong I am, and I'm not sure if I even followed my own rules. Enjoy the tournament!